this came to me in a dream etc
Tracks
ALL OF THIS AUDIOP0RN MDI 18+ ONLY!!!
All soundgasm audio of Ghost aka Simon Riley from cod mw2! Please enjoy!
https://soundgasm.net/u/Badjhur/M4F-Ghost-Stories-A-Run-in-with-Ghost-Riley
https://soundgasm.net/u/Badjhur/M4F-Ghost-Stories-Only-A-Specialists-Touch
https://soundgasm.net/u/Badjhur/M4F-Empty-Your-Brain
https://soundgasm.net/u/Badjhur/M4F-Zero-Hour-Ghost-Stories-Lt-Simon-Ghost-Riley
https://soundgasm.net/u/Badjhur/M4F-Do-You-Belong-To-Me
https://soundgasm.net/u/Badjhur/M4F-Ghost-Stories-Testing-the-Perimeter
Sorry btw that I haven’t been posting a lot lately but please do take this as an apology;)
some cod nsfw asmrs I found in soundgasm, enjoy !! :3
also, if the link doesn’t work, you should open the link and remove ‘https://href.li/?’ and it should work
all of these are m4f’s !!
getting trapped in a cave with könig :3 (luv this asmr bc the asmr artist is german)
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ghost stories - testing the perimeter ;3
ghost stories - only a specialist’s touch :3
ghost stories - training a military brat :p
ghost stories - riling up riley :3
ghost stories - ‘clouded conscience’ :^
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that is all I found, if there’s mistakes I did pls comment! If there’s any more cod audios, pls link them so I can put them here, thank you !! anyways, I just keep thinking about könig and simon literally filling my ass and my womb up bc like I’m such a big slut for them and omg I literally want an orgy with 141 so badly :((
MIGUEL O’HARA aka SPIDER-MAN 2099
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023)
Top left clockwise: Keith groover, Jordan Simons, Bret Crow, Harry Hansen
Top left clockwise: Keith
groover, Jordan Simons, Bret
Crow, Harry Hansen
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
It’s 2:00am and I have finally finished the shawl that I have been working on to wear to Easter breakfast. Which is at 10:00am.
That’s cool. I just thought this was a table wearing underwear.
You come home and your girlfriend aint there, but the table looks at you like this
What would you do?
Bout to turn this table into one night stand
..yeah, okay. *Reblogs*
King Shit
the original he wouldnt fucking say that
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down
I’ve never seen anything this funny in my goddamned life